Star Wars: The Musical


	C-3PO and R2-D2 ride inside a sand crawler with their fellow captives.

	Do you think they'll melt us down Do you think they'll melt us down Do you think - do you think - do you think - do you think Do you think they'll melt us down

	Following a musical reply from R2, a chorus of droids joins in.

	We're the droids of Tatooine. We're the droids of Tatooine. And if you get mean, we'll make you scream 'cause we're the droids of Tatooine. I am a droid, so don't you mess with me. I am a droid, that's what I'll always be.

	A rusty old fellow steps forward.

	Take some advice from me. When they push you around, don't you be a wimp, a pansy-boy, or they'll smash you into the ground. We're the droids of Tatooine, and we're stuck in this machine. Until we get our dream and split this scene, we'll be the droids of Tatooine. I am a droid, so don't you mess with me. I am a droid, that's what I'll always be.

	We must start a new life here in this place of endless sand. R2-D2 we shall lend a hand.